Blind Firefighters

let’s share a joke: 

 

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greens keeper.

 

“Sorry guys. That’s a group of blind firefighters,” the man explained. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here any time for free.”

 

“That’s so sad,” the priest said, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.”

 

“Good idea” the doctor agreed. “I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

 

The lawyer said, “So, why can’t they play at night?”

 2: Golf With Clergy

A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole my son?” The young man says, “An 8-iron, father. How about you”?

The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.”

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, “I don’t know about you father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our head down.”

 3:It’s Called Golf…

The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players!

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly … or start cheating.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice … once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.

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